Another Blond Moment

I really am blond and have have to admit I seem to have my share of blond moments, but I truly believe everyone has blond moments. As I always say, "Blond is just a hair color." Last night was a real BLOND moment for me. I bent down to get my toothbrush out from under the cabinet and sneezed just as I started to bend over. I never realized how strong a sneeze could be. My head must have jerked down from the force and my nose bounced off the counter (I can't believe I am putting this out there for all to see). Geez, did that hurt. As the stars cleared from my vision I cautiously looked in the mirror to make sure my nose was still attached to my face and hoping, no praying, that it hadn't taken on some weird shape. Luckily, it still looked the same. I not really sure if I'd classify that as luck. I won't have minded if it was reshaped into a cute little pixie nose or perhaps one like Christine Brinkley's, but I guess my own familiar nose is better than some of the other options, like Jimmy Durante (I'm showing my age here. For those of you who don't know who he is just google him if you're interested). My nose still hurts today. I'm hoping in a day or two it will be painfree so I don't have to go to the doctor to find out if I broke it. That could be one embarrassing office visit. lol So, who else is going to stick themselves out there and share one of their blond moments? Come on you know you all have some. If you do, I'll tell my story about the time the vacuum cleaner bounced off my head. Now that was a blond moment.